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Aug 11 2008 09:51 am
hi aunt tanya. i love the pics of keira!!!!!!!!!!!!! your website is so so so so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love cam xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox...
Mar 18 2008 11:13 am
hi Tanya,
Everytime I come on here I see something different, I love your site. hugs
Jennifer
Mar 15 2008 06:22 pm
Hi Tanya! This is a beautiful website!But where's the section for me? :) Love Sue
Feb 24 2008 08:06 pm
I have viewed your web pages and would like to cordially invite you to stop by Little Dragon Castle and have a look around.
We would be most pleased if you decided to join our family oriented group and web site competition.
Thank you ~<3 Hezzie
http://www.littledragoncastle.com
Jul 9 2007 05:39 pm
hey tanya,
very beautifully done. i enjoyed every page.very very nice excellent jod...
Mar 9 2007 05:15 pm
Hey(mom) Tana sup i miss u jeff brittany and keria soo much hope to come over again soon babysit keria and have fun with brittany and u jake and photo to love the whole family Love Cheyenne (daughter)
Feb 17 2007 02:54 pm
thanks for the great comment on my site
xox Paige
www.xo-so-dramatic-xo.piczo.com
Feb 14 2007 03:10 pm
hey paige again ok thanks i love the stain glass faerie its cute well check out my site i made it on the 12th so its not all that great
www.xo-so-dramatic-xo.piczo.com
Feb 14 2007 11:18 am
Hi Thank you very much..Honestly??I haven't a clue where I got those , picked them up from somewhere's a long time ago.Sorry.Have fun searching!!...Remember you can right click and save the ones that I already have.
Feb 12 2007 04:06 pm
hello im paige cheyennes friend nice site also the letters on your home page what site did you get them off of there cool
Dec 12 2006 08:21 am
Happy Holidays Everyone!!
Nov 28 2006 10:16 pm
Thanks for the lovely compliment Sharon.I enjoy it very much.Toodles!
Nov 11 2006 08:55 pm
Great website, Tanya! I love the sparkles and colours. Sharon
Oct 10 2006 08:46 pm
hey tanya thanks for signing my site if you have msn add me cheyenne_flewelling_49430@hotmail.com keep visting my sites
www.iloveyouhotty.piczo.com
www.ilovehim-soomuch.piczo.com
i will be working on them so keep on visting them
love you cheyenne
Oct 9 2006 01:53 pm
Hey tana it is me shawns sister cheyenne i love your website i have to check them out www.iloveyouhotty.piczo.com
www.ilovehim-soomuch.piczo.com
sign them keep up the good work
hope to see you jeff keria and brittany soon love cheyenne
Aug 27 2006 12:49 am
Hey this is Darci Laidlaw. I just happened upon your website the other day. I just wanted to tell Brittany she has a beautiful baby girl and she looks exactly like her. Also that I wish her luck with University. Hope to see her sometime! talk to you later.
Darc
Aug 21 2006 06:23 am
fanks 4 addin mi xx
Aug 21 2006 05:18 am
hi peep lk ur ste it kl my site is www.glitz123.piczo.com and www.sweet-gal-couture-xx.piczo.com luv ya xx
Aug 16 2006 06:32 am
www.xx-amys-webbie-xx.piczo.com plz every1 vote for me and if u do and leave a mess in the w@tz ur s1te called page i will make u my sister
Aug 14 2006 10:41 am
You are so lucky to have such a nice family! Great stories to tell. It's awesome that one of your relatives was on the Titanic! One of mine was a duke. Anyway, great site. Visit mine at http://www.meag238.piczo.com
Aug 14 2006 09:40 am
heey tanya , you and your family look amazing ! I miss you guys soo much . Brittany and her baby are beautiful and it looks like you guys are doing well . I hope that we can get in touch sometime soon and catch up on somethings .
♥ tashacarver [piczo.com/intoxicating-romance]
Aug 4 2006 02:47 pm
Hey Tanya,
You guys look like you're doing so good, looking at this site makes me miss you guys SO much, Brittanys baby is GORGEOUS and me and mom definitly think it looks just like her<3 I'm so glad you guys are making out alright, I see you have yourself a beautiful home and you're looking GREAT tanya..I miss you so much, tell Brittany i say hi
Love always and forever
-Megan
Jul 31 2006 03:38 pm
I will vote for you everyday Tanya......Heidi
Great site!!
Jul 28 2006 05:10 pm
hey tanya , awww your site is good , i hope that everything is well with you , and britt and the lil one , i wish you all the best miss and lovee you ! <3
- taralynn www.piczo.com/younglovehurts
Jul 27 2006 11:12 am
Tanya & family
I really enjoyed your stories/pictures etc, keep it going,
from cousin Pat Rehberg
Jul 17 2006 04:39 pm
Tanya the site keeps getting better, your new digs are beautiful.
Heidi
Jul 13 2006 09:12 am
I can't wait to see the after pics, awesome place g/f , luv ya
hugssssssssssss
Mes
Jun 30 2006 05:52 pm
hi its shane @ slayersdestiny28.piczo.com! WOW THIS SITE IS AWESOME! EXCELLENT SITE! PLEASE check mine out to and if ya do, please sign my shoutbox or guestbook! THANKS AND TOTALY GREAT SITE!
Jun 22 2006 09:08 am
PLEASE REMEMBER TO SIGN YOUR NAME..OTHERWISE I WILL NOT KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!! TanaNana
Jun 22 2006 09:06 am
Hey there,
omg, Keira is getting sooo big!!! when im home were gunna have to get the kids together, if she's feeling better!, i just cant believe how big shes gotten!
Jun 14 2006 11:02 am
Hey gurl, cool site you sure like to keep things interesting.Talk to ya soon, Michele
Jun 13 2006 08:13 pm
just read your site ,looks good , just showed Bill his picture, can,t you hear him"LOVE A DUCK", good work .....MOM
Jun 12 2006 12:54 pm
HI Again..Instead of creating a BLOG PAGE I've decided to use this page as a BLOG as well as a Guestbook.Feel free to chat up a storm.Great way to keep in touch!!!Looking forward to hearing from you again soon.Address your comments to whoever you like!!Have a Super Day..Toodles from TanaNana
Jun 12 2006 12:40 pm
HI GUYS!!! Thanks for popping in and signing my guestbook.Make sure you visit often as I am always making changes.At some point I am going to create a FAMILY BLOG..so stay tuned!!
Aug 3 2006 02:48 pm
Great Job Tanya, where do you find the time, I would love to do something like this but wow, i don't have time to wash my floors, I certainly can't do this!!! It is awesome, thanks for sharing, baby is gorgeous, like I would have to tell you that!!!! I lost 11.8 lbs os far on Weight watchers!!
Heid
Jun 13 2006 08:37 pm
cool site, look forward to seeing more. Your brother
Story 3-50 Things Everyone Should Know
Story 4-How Old is Grandma?
Story 5- The Bartender & The Lady
Story 6- Denver Airport
Please feel free to offer any suggestions you may have as well.You can Email me with any family photos you would like to share with us too!!
Thanks for visting, Come back again Soon
This Snowflake is a symbol of my Love for my Brother
FOR ALL YOU LADIES!!!
(it's Long but worth reading)
Warning of Cold Wax remover for ladies--TOO FUNNY]
"WAX is Not your Friend"
This is funny! CAUTION: Be prepared to laugh out loud...I laughed
till I almost cried as I could just see this happening!
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises
of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and
now...the wax.
My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix
dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring
painfully in my mind for the next few hours:
Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet.
" So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom.
It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax,
you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and
you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else)
and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it
be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough
to figure this out.
(YA THINK!?!)
So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each
other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius
kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees.
("Cold wax," yeah...right!) I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold
the skin around it tight and pull. It works! OK, so it wasn't the best
feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no
longer eludes me!
I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of
smooth skin extraordinaire.
With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids,
I sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting
championship.
I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the
same procedure, I apply the one strip across the right side of my
bikini line, covering the right half of my *hoo-hoo* and stretching
down to the inside of my butt cheek (Yes, it was a long strip)
I inhale deeply and brace myself....RRRRIIIPPP!!!!
I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!....OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! Vision
returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the strip.
CRAP!!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP!! Everything is swirly and
spotted. I think I may pass out...must stay conscious...Do I hear
crashing drums??? Breathe, breathe...OK, back to normal.
I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has
caused me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. I want
to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up
the strip!
There's no hair on it. Where is the hair??? WHERE IS THE WAX???
Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see
the hair. The hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching
wax.
CRAP! I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body,
which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair. Then I make the
next BIG mistake...remember my foot is still propped up on the
toilet? I know I need to do something. So I put my foot down.
DAMN!!!!!!!! I hear the slamming of a cell door. *hoo-hoo*?
Sealed shut! Butt?? Sealed shut!
I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do
and think to myself "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My
head may pop off!" What can I do to melt the wax? Hot water!! Hot
water melts wax!!!
I'll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in,
immerse the wax-covered bits and the wax should melt and I can
gently wipe it off, right??? WRONG!!!!!!!
I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than that used to
torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit.
Now, the only thing worse than having your nether regions glued
together is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom
of the tub...in scalding hot water. Which, by the way, doesn't melt
cold wax.
So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had
cement-epoxied myself to the porcelain!!
God bless the man who had convinced me a few months ago to have a
phone put in the bathroom!!!!!
I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some
secret of how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation starter.
"So, my butt and who-ha are glued together to the bottom of the tub!"
There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for
removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me. She wants to
know exactly where the wax is located, "Are we talking cheeks or
who-ha?"
She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her. I give her the
rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the
box.
YEAH!!!!!
Right!! I should be the joke of someone else's night.
While we go through various solutions. I resort to scraping the
wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie
goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super
hot water and then dry-shaving the sticky wax off!!
By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and
I'm pretty sure I'm going to need Post-Traumatic Stress counseling
for this event.
My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving
grace....
the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax. What do
I really have to lose at this point?
I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
The scream probably woke the kids and scared the dickens out of
my friend.
It's sooo painful, I but I really don't care. "IT WORKS!! It works!!"
I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs up.
I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to
my grief and despair....THE HAIR IS STILL THERE.......ALL OF
IT!!!!!!!!!!
So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, I'm numb by now. Nothing hurts.
I could have amputated my own leg at this point.
Next week I'm going to try hair color......
Now that's funny ......... Notttttttttt.
The Bartender & The Lady
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who
Approached her immediately.
She seductively signalled that he should bring his face
closer to hers.? As he did, she gently caressed his
full beard.
“Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his
face with both hands.
Actually, no," he replied?"Can you get him for me?
I need to speak to him," she said, running her
hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
“I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is
there anything I can do?"
“Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she
continued, running her forefinger across the
bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her
fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them
gently.
“What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to
say.
"Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper,
hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."
How Old Is Grandma??
One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current
events.
The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings
at
schools, the computer age, and just things in general.
The Grandma replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born
before:
' television
' frozen foods
' Xerox
' contact lenses
' Frisbees and
' the pill
There was no:
' radar
' credit cards
' laser beams or
' ball-point pens
Man had not invented:
' pantyhose
' air conditioners
' dishwashers
' clothes dryers
and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and
' man hadn't yet walked on the moon
Your Grandfather and I got married first, . . . and then lived together.
Every family had a father and a mother.
Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir".
And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a
title,
Sir."
We were before gay-rights, computer- dating, dual careers, daycare
centers,
and group therapy.
Our lives were governed by
the Ten Commandments, good
judgment, and common sense.
We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and to
stand
up and take responsibility for our actions.
Serving your country was a privilege; living in this country was a
bigger
privilege.
We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent.
Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your cousins.
Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when the evening
breeze started.
Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings and
weekends-not purchasing condominiums.
We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric
typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings.
We listened to the Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the
President's speeches on
our radios.
And I don't ever remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to
Tommy
Dorsey.
If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan ' on it, it was junk.
The term 'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam.
Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee was unheard of.
We had 5 &10-cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and
10
cents.
Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all
a
>nickel.
And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough
stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards.
You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600, . . but
who could afford one?
Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon.
In my
day:
' "grass" was mowed,
"coke" was a cold drink,
' "pot" was something your mother cooked in and
' "rock music" was your grandmother's lullaby.
Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office,
' " chip" meant a piece of wood,
' "hardware" was found in a hardware store and
' "software" wasn't even a word.
And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a
husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old and confused" and
say
there is a generation
gap... and how old do you think I am?
I bet you have this old lady in mind...you are in for a shock!
Read on to see -- pretty scary if you think about it and pretty sad at
the
same time.
This Woman
would be only 58 years old!
Criminal Lawyers Award
A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
The lawyer sued...and won!
In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire, and was obligated to pay the claim.
Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."
NOW FOR THE BEST PART...
After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.
This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in a recent Criminal Award Story.
50 THINGS EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW
(or 50 Completely Useless Facts!)
The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.
Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.
Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!
What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.
"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.
In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child
A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!
Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath
There is a city called Rome on every continent.
It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland!
Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!
Horatio Nelson, one of England's most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness.
The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people
Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe!
The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!
One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!
The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man
Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!
The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle. Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.
Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."
Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.
On average a hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute.
More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.
The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.
More people are allergic to cow's milk than any other food.
Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.
The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!
The six official languages of the United Nations are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.
Earth is the only planet not named after a god.
It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.
You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.
Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food!
Dolphins sleep with one eye open!
It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds
Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not
Slugs have 4 noses.
Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue.
A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!
A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!
The average person laughs 10 times a day!
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain
Getting old is so hard at times.
Yesterday I got Preparation 'H'
mixed up with Poli-Grip.
NOW, I talk like an asshole,
but my gums don't itch
Denver Airport
It happened at the Denver Airport. This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts of this girl. For all of you out there who've had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to
fly as cargo.
A crowded United Airlines flight was cancelled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."
The agent replied, "I am sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you,but,I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work
some thing out."
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers
behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone, "May I have your attention please, " she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore, "F*** You!" Without flinching, she smiled and said, I'm sorry sir, you'll have to get in line for that too. "
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